now everything can taste like bacon

now, if this was really about bacon, you know i'd be for it.
but no, this is bacon salt, a bacon-free, kosher, vegetarian way to make everything taste like bacon. i'd like to say that i'm happy for all of the diet-restricted bacon lovers out there, but really, why not just eat the bacon? i'll let you investigate the ingredients for yourself- they are a bit tricky to find.
and yes, they are also the proud makers of baconnaise.